We started doing some filmed-exclusively-for-the-web content recently. We had some stuff up on YouTube, but it mostly falls into the category of ‘Hey, how do cameras work?’ ‘Fuck if I know’ ‘Lets give it a whirl and figure it out on the way’, which is to say its shot in a bar by people who had clearly been in that bar a while.

Anyways, we started doing some new content and we’re pretty proud of it. I present to you: Dallas

Thanks to Tania and Tiffany for being awesome with this.

-OddBot

So, I use the phrase ‘primer’ in the title. I’ve never been entirely clear about the pronunciation of it. Is it the fancy british way or the painter headed down to Home Depot way? It’s probably important. Or something. Anyways. Speaking of pretentious word choices, I was in NoDa the other day. This is what fighting crime in NoDa entails:

You don’t even want to see how people secure their segways in NoDa.

-OddBot

Thirsty Beaver. What to say about the place? It’s the sort of place where the cheap canned beer flows and the hipsters are smart enough to leave their hippest hipsterdom at home. They know that sort of thing only flies over at Snug Harbor. Or something. I’m not entirely sure. All I know is that red pants are HOT HOT HOT right now. Who the hell am I to know? The last time I was in on a fashion trend is when ratty geek t-shirts came back into fashion a few years back. For one day, I briefly knew what it was to be super hip. I thought of buying a vespa and riding around town saying ‘Ciao’ a lot. Then I realized that that ironic t-shirt was now my ‘nice’ attire and that I couldn’t just wear it every day, so it had to hang up for special occasions. Damnit.

Anyways. I was at the Thirsty Beaver a while back and happened to step into the back to see their fine collection of art. I believe this particular example is from Spencer’s Gifts poster catalogue circa the year of our lord 1997.

I don’t know about you, but Libra? ’Professional’? I’m sorry, but that guy is lying down on the job.

I saw this picture and all I could think of was spiderman fucking himself. Yes, I’m a geek.

Yes, this is from Japan. You didn’t even have to ask.

Also, don’t google the term ‘Spiderman fucking himself’. It’s… unpleasant.

-OddBot

Howdy, folks. Long time, no update. What has it been in internet time? Like an eon? Five eons? Probably. Ish.

Anyways, as part of ‘Operation Make Robot Johnson Lazy’ we’ve changed out our performance schedule. We’re now doing two shows a month with one sketch & cast lineup. So, new month? New lineup. Or every 4 weeks. Its one of those weird calendar things, like leap year or the one day a year your mom isn’t a whore. Anyways. Check our calendar and like us on Facebook if you want the list of events to be up to date.

Also, this…

 I love this picture. This picture has so much going on.

1) First, who doesn’t love Herbalife?

2) This person is a distribuidodor. Or maybe distribuido is a word in latin. Or… no. I have no fucking clue.

3) I think the stickers are like the kind you see on fighters. Indicating that they have killed a number of herbal… lifes… or something.

This indicates that the gentleman killed 6 japanese fighters, 6 nazis and one red cross van carrying orphans

This means that… I think it means that this plane killed Michelle… and then some beehives or maybe an imperial fighter pilot. Then it went and killed some cowboys with six-shooters and… then it killed some bombs. I’m not entirely clear. But I do feel horrible for Michelle’s family.

-OddBot

Why can’t the regular racist, sexist graffiti artists be this creative?

-OddBot