I feel like I don’t even know you anymore, democracy. We used to be so close. We had a great run, don’t get me wrong. Remember when we went to Florida and got lost? Or when we had that four-day peyote trip with Ross Perot? Good times. But we’re more than 200 years into this[…]
Oh, BP oil spill, how I love thee. You give forth a bountiful harvest of irony with each oily burp. Stay classy. -OddBot
Thanks, South Carolina!
Good morning and thank you for joining me. Many of you in this room are my friends, many in this room know me. One of you I met on the bus over here. Now, everyone of you has good reason to be critical of me. I want to say to each of you simply and[…]