So, that was an interesting week. We opened for Big Mamma’s House of Burlesque last Saturday. Sure, it was cold as hell outside. Sure, a few of the burlesque performers last week asked me to wear some pasties on account of how cold it was. Anyways, we got to hang out and watch the show, which was pretty bitchin. We got to watch a lot of good burlesquin on stage. If you haven’t seen it before, I suggest you make plans to catch their next show in February. I can’t say for certain that between now and then that no one will invent something better than dancing naked ladies, but it’s unlikely.

Next up is our Christmas show. We’ve finished up our Best of 2009 series recently, which means our old dick jokes just won’t be good enough. We’re going to have to write new and improved dick jokes. Bionic dick jokes. Dick jokes 2.o. We’re going to be performing at CAST on December 19th at 10pm. Are you going to be performing at CAST on December 19th at 10pm? I don’t think so. Because I asked and they told me you weren’t.

How’s everything else going? Pretty well. Work is going well for me. Christmas season has never seemed so bright at work. There’s something about the Christmas season that makes everyone realize how solemn, how important it is. That’s why it’s so quiet here. On account of the solemnity.

I’d like to announce a new service from Robot Johnson. The new Robot Johnson “Robot Johnson Cast Appears at Your Birthday Party” service. If you’re having a birthday party and are 1) over 21, 2) under 35 and 3) Not ugly, you could purchase our service to attend your party. Now, I’m going to tell you up front that we’re going to need a craft services table. On this table must be variety of foods (edible) to include (but not limited to) nachos, chicken fingers (or hot wings) and home-made spinach dip with blue corn chips. Now, as to drinks: Yes.

If you’re interested in paying us to attend your birthday party (whereby we make it awesome), please come to one of our shows and sit in the corner crying with fists full of 20 dollar bills. We will then approach you and tell you to stop being such a “god-damned baby”. If you use promotion code “I’m not a baby, I’m an adult and I’ve just had a rough day and I’ve got all these 20 dollar bills”, you can get a 20% discount.

-OddBot