Look at him. Really look. Sure, he’s smiling, but he’s dead inside. Maybe he’s seen too much. All that carnage, all that war, and now he sits across from you. Living a lie, pretending his past is behind him. You’re never going to beat him at this game. He understands all too well that war is hell. Even if it’s just little plastic castles war. He doesn’t ask for your pity, and none is given. But don’t expect any pity to be given to you. This handsome, uniformed stranger has you exactly where he wants you.
Saturday, everybody! Saturday!
- Papabot
3 responses so far ↓
1 Frank Terpitz // Mar 8, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Why doesn’t anyone make good one-handed games anymore?
2 BabyBot // Mar 9, 2010 at 6:13 pm
Won that medal in a best shoulder tassels contest.
3 Candice // Mar 16, 2010 at 5:16 pm
It says two-handed game, but the hand we don’t see is obviously the one having all the fun. Hey everybody, Captain CreepyStache is a lefty!
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