Thanks Again, South Carolina!

May 18th, 2010 by MoodyBot · 6 Comments

There are no words to describe what South Carolina’s given us funny folk by way of free material, unintentional comedy and outright hilarity.  From Stephen Colbert to Strom Thurmond, from Hootie doing country to that one dude doing a horse, South Carolina is the state that just keeps on giving.

So thanks again, South Carolina, for giving us York County Councilman Paul Lindemann, who just likes to have a good time.

Tags: General · On the road · Timely Pop Culture

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    1 OddBot // May 18, 2010 at 9:55 am

    I just like that the news anchor, when describing where the money was spent, says ‘even [on] strippers’ as if that’s such a bad way to spend stolen money. Also, apparently the people at News 36 have a graphic of someone burning a hundred dollar bill.

    I love that they focus on the fact that the money was also spent at a jewelry store without mentioning some of the other things:

    Taxidermy? Cheesecake? Mez?

    What kind of party were those fuckers having?

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    2 appleBot // May 18, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    The best kind? And no I don’t mean the ones where you’re not invited.

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    3 Bear // May 19, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    Good eye, Graham Odom (Forensic Accountant.)

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    4 Frannie // May 19, 2010 at 8:07 pm

    The village of Baxter won’t rent to a nice local mother of four to open a cupcake place but they let crooks in.

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    5 OddBot // May 20, 2010 at 1:14 pm

    Cupcakes are usually part of a red-lining strategy by the banks. They won’t lend to any place within blocks of strip clubs, brothels (or even regular whore houses), crack dens or cupcake joints. It’s a conspiracy, I tell ya.

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    6 BabyBot // May 22, 2010 at 9:02 am

    I once knew a stripper and a crack head who were both named cupcake.

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